Taproot Therapy Podcast Store
Tees, embroidered caps, stickers and home goods from the Discover + Heal + Grow podcast, designed in Birmingham and printed to order by Printify. Every purchase helps keep the show and our articles free.
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Our riff on the most famous roadside sign in Alabama
If you have driven I-65 between Birmingham and Montgomery, you have seen the original: a black board north of Prattville, a red devil, and a warning about church. Ours swaps in the thing we actually believe: trauma left undealt with gets projected into relationships, politics, and your own unlived potential. The series runs to a garment-dyed tee, a weatherproof bumper sticker, and two embroidered caps that finish the sentence differently.
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Apparel10 products
Fan favoriteGo To Church Or The Devil Will Get You Graphic Tee (opens Printify in a new tab)
Our twist on the I-65 roadside sign north of Prattville, on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 tee in 100% cotton, S to 4XL.
Yin-Yang Tree Graphic Tee: Live Fast, Read Jung (opens Printify in a new tab)
Live Fast, Read Jung on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee in nine shades, S to 4XL. Bad girls harrow hell.
Eat Your Shadow Jungian Softstyle Tee (opens Printify in a new tab)
Jungian shadow work as a wardrobe staple: bold type on a ring-spun cotton Softstyle tee in white or black.
Taproot Therapy Crewneck Sweatshirt: Discover, Heal, Grow (opens Printify in a new tab)
The practice motto on a classic crewneck in White, Ash, Dark Chocolate, Navy, or Purple, S to 5XL.
Tree of Therapy Embroidered Crewneck Sweatshirt (opens Printify in a new tab)
A minimal Take Care, Therapy tree in white embroidery on a soft crewneck, thirteen colors from Forest Green to Heliconia, S to 5XL.
PersonalizableChoose Your Therapy! Retro Pixel RPG Tee (opens Printify in a new tab)
Choose Your Therapy! in arcade type on the front and a pixel-art menu of therapy options on the back. Personalize it before checkout, S to 5XL.
Get Therapy Birmingham Garment-Dyed Tee (opens Printify in a new tab)
The original Get Therapy Birmingham tee on garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 cotton, S to 4XL.
Retro Vaporwave Birmingham Teletherapy Shirt (opens Printify in a new tab)
Neon retro-tech nostalgia meets statewide teletherapy, printed on a black garment-dyed tee.
NewPerformance Long Sleeve Tee (opens Printify in a new tab)
An ultra-light moisture-wicking long sleeve with an athletic cut and tear-away label, in eleven colors from Iron Grey to Maroon, XS to 4XL.
Garment-Dyed Pocket Tee (opens Printify in a new tab)
A heavyweight Comfort Colors 6030 pocket tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a broken-in feel, M to 2XL.
Hats9 products
NewGo To Therapy Or The Trauma Will Get You Women's Cap (opens Printify in a new tab)
The sign gets a clinical rewrite, embroidered on a pigment-washed cotton twill Cassie Infinity cap with a concealed ponytail opening. Nine colorways.
NewGo To Therapy! Or The Treasure Will Get You Embroidered Cap (opens Printify in a new tab)
The sign's gentler cousin, embroidered on a washed, unstructured Otto cap with an antique brass buckle, in Dark Green and Khaki, Navy and Khaki, or Dusty Rose.
Grow Birmingham Embroidered Denim Hat (opens Printify in a new tab)
Grow Birmingham stitched on a washed denim cap in light blue, blue, or black.
Heal Embroidered Baseball Cap: Pink Bandage Design (opens Printify in a new tab)
Heal in pink bandage embroidery on a black Otto baseball cap.
Discover Telescope Embroidered Hat (opens Printify in a new tab)
An embroidered telescope for explorers of the psyche, on a black or light blue Otto cap.
Women's Pigment-Dyed Cap: Full Colorway Range (opens Printify in a new tab)
The embroidered Cassie Infinity cap in all sixteen colorways, from Dusty Pink Floral to Black Leopard, with a concealed ponytail opening.
NewWomen's Pigment-Dyed Cap: Sherbet with Striped Undervisor (opens Printify in a new tab)
Embroidered Cassie Infinity cap in pigment-washed cotton twill with a makeup-resistant sweatband and ponytail opening. Ten colorways.
NewWomen's Pigment-Dyed Cap: Vanilla with Longhorn Undervisor (opens Printify in a new tab)
Embroidered Cassie Infinity cap with a low-profile six-panel fit and antique brass closure. Eight colorways, Vanilla Longhorn to Red Leopard.
NewWomen's Pigment-Dyed Cap: Dusty Pink with Floral Undervisor (opens Printify in a new tab)
Embroidered Cassie Infinity cap with a pre-curved bill and concealed ponytail opening, in Dusty Pink Floral, Sherbet Stripes, Rose Polka Dots, or Red Leopard.
Stickers & magnets12 products
Fan favoriteGo To Therapy Or The Devil Will Get You Bumper Sticker (opens Printify in a new tab)
The viral design on a 7.5 by 3.75 inch matte vinyl bumper sticker with a UV laminate, rated for five years outdoors.
Vinyl Decal: Get Your Ass To Therapy, Vulcan Statue Design (opens Printify in a new tab)
Birmingham's iron man tells it like it is. Removable satin vinyl, kiss-cut in four sizes from 3 by 4 to 8 by 10 inches, rated for three years outdoors.
Holographic Die-Cut Sticker: Get Your Ass To Therapy! (opens Printify in a new tab)
The same tough love as a 2 by 2 inch holographic die-cut sticker with a rainbow shimmer, for laptops and water bottles.
Live Fast, Read Jung Square Vinyl Sticker (opens Printify in a new tab)
The yin-yang tree, with a tree growing from the light side and fire rising from the dark, as a square vinyl sticker in 2, 3.5, or 5 inch sizes.
Eat Your Shadow Square Vinyl Sticker: Retro Horror Cat (opens Printify in a new tab)
A retro horror cat urging you toward shadow integration, as a square vinyl sticker in 2, 3.5, or 5 inch sizes.
Birmingham Skyline Vinyl Decal Collection (opens Printify in a new tab)
An 8 by 10 inch sheet of Birmingham skyline and landmark decals in removable satin vinyl.
Jung Shadow Work Square Sticker: Mia Song Tribute (opens Printify in a new tab)
Shadow work in miniature: a glossy 2 by 2 inch vinyl sticker for journals, laptops, and the mirror. Made for indoor use.
Go To Therapy! Kiss-Cut Stickers (opens Printify in a new tab)
The simplest possible message, as a kiss-cut sticker for laptops, notebooks, and water bottles.
Therapy Reminder Magnet: Go To Therapy! (opens Printify in a new tab)
A 2 by 3 inch fridge magnet with a mylar UV cover. The price shown is for a ten-pack; singles are on the product page.
Vinyl Decal: Retro Vaporwave Teletherapy Reminder (opens Printify in a new tab)
Dial in for teletherapy, 56k modem optional. A 3 by 4 inch kiss-cut decal in removable satin vinyl.
Inspirational Grow Vinyl Decals (opens Printify in a new tab)
A small green nudge for laptops, water bottles, and office doors: a 3 by 4 inch kiss-cut decal in removable satin vinyl.
Car Magnets (opens Printify in a new tab)
A 7.5 by 4.5 inch all-weather vinyl car magnet with a matte finish.
Home & everyday6 products
Cotton Canvas Tote Bag: Discover, Heal, Grow (opens Printify in a new tab)
Discover, Heal, Grow on a natural 100% cotton canvas tote, 15 by 16 inches with reinforced handles.
Choose Your Therapy! Rolled Poster: Retro Pixel Art (opens Printify in a new tab)
The Choose Your Therapy pixel menu as an 8 by 10 inch vertical print, matte or semi-glossy.
Taproot Therapy Slim Water Bottle: Discover, Heal, Grow (opens Printify in a new tab)
The bandage and magnifying glass motif on a white 20 ounce slim water bottle.
Therapy Enamel Camp Cup (opens Printify in a new tab)
A 12 ounce enamel camp cup with a black rim and a supportive word. Dishwasher-safe, BPA-free and lead-free.
Tree of Life Scented Soy Candle: Amber Jar (opens Printify in a new tab)
A scented soy candle with the tree of life on an amber jar.
Mindful Note Cube: Taproot Therapy Desk Organizer (opens Printify in a new tab)
A 700-sheet sticky note cube with the same design printed on all four sides, for session takeaways and small intentions.
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Questions about the store
Who prints and ships these products?
Printify and its print partners make each item to order and ship it directly to you. Checkout happens on our Printify storefront, which accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club, Apple Pay, and Google Pay.
How much does shipping cost?
Printify shows shipping options and costs at checkout after you enter your full address.
What if an item arrives damaged or misprinted?
Contact the store within 30 days of receiving your order and the storefront will provide a solution for any defect, as set out in its terms and conditions.
Are the prices on this page final?
Prices shown are each product's default option as listed on Printify on October 24, 2026. Larger sizes and multipacks can cost more, and Printify shows the final total at checkout.
Can I personalize a design?
Yes. The Choose Your Therapy! retro pixel tee can be personalized on its Printify product page before you check out.
Does buying merch support the podcast?
Yes. Store sales support Discover + Heal + Grow and the articles on our blog, which we publish for the public free of charge.
How do I start therapy at Taproot?
Call (205) 598-6471 or book online. The first call is a free 15-minute conversation with our intake coordinator, and we see clients in person in Hoover and by teletherapy anywhere in Alabama.
About the sign we keep borrowing from
The original Go To Church Or The Devil Will Get You! sign stands on private land beside Interstate 65 north of Prattville, in Autauga County, and belonged to Montgomery construction contractor W.S. Bill Newell. His sons took over its upkeep after he died in 2009. A storm knocked it flat in the fall of 2016, and the family put it back up in 2018 with the original devil salvaged and the same wording. It has been a landmark for anyone making the Birmingham to Montgomery drive for decades.
More on the sign: the Associated Press report on its 2018 return, Sean Dietrich's column When In 'Bama, and the Wikipedia pages for Prattville and Interstate 65 in Alabama, the stretch of road it watches over.
Support the podcast
Taproot Therapy Collective is a clinical practice in Hoover, Alabama, serving the Birmingham metro in person and the whole state by teletherapy. This store funds our educational outreach through the Discover + Heal + Grow podcast and the blog, so we can keep producing mental health content for the public free of charge.
Buying a t-shirt is not therapy. If you need clinical support, book a free 15-minute intake call or call (205) 598-6471.
Prices, product details, and images checked against the Printify storefront on October 24, 2026.