Taproot Therapy Podcast Store
Wear your healing journey. Every purchase supports the Taproot Therapy Collective Podcast and our work making depth psychology accessible to everyone. Filter by category, sort by price, or search the whole collection below.
Our riff on the most famous roadside sign in Alabama
If you have driven I-65 between Birmingham and Montgomery, you have seen the original: a black board north of Prattville, a red devil, and a warning about church. Ours swaps in the thing we actually believe: trauma left undealt with gets projected into relationships, politics, and your own unlived potential. Available as a garment-dyed tee and a weatherproof bumper sticker, plus two new embroidered caps that finish the sentence differently.
New this season: the Trauma Will Get You women's cap and the Treasure Will Get You cap. Read the story behind the sign.
Go To Church Or The Devil Will Get You Graphic Tee
Our riff on the infamous I-65 roadside sign north of Prattville, printed on garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton in eight colors, S to 4XL.
View in storeGo To Therapy Or The Devil Will Get You Bumper Sticker
The viral design in a weatherproof 7.5 by 3.75 inch bumper format, rated for five years outdoors.
View in storeGo To Therapy Or The Trauma Will Get You Women's Cap
The devil sign gets a clinical rewrite, embroidered on a pigment-dyed Cassie Infinity cap with a floral undervisor and a concealed ponytail opening. Seven colorways, one size.
View in storeGo To Therapy! Or The Treasure Will Get You Embroidered Cap
The sign's gentler cousin. Embroidered lettering and a small graphic on a washed, unstructured cotton Otto cap in Dark Green and Khaki with an antique brass buckle.
View in storePerformance Long Sleeve Tee
An ultra-light moisture-wicking long sleeve with a crisp DTF print, athletic cut, and tear-away label. Nine colors, XS to 4XL.
View in storeWomen's Pigment-Dyed Cap: Sherbet with Striped Undervisor
Embroidered Cassie Infinity cap in Sherbet with a striped undervisor, makeup-resistant sweatband, and ponytail opening. Eight colorways, one size.
View in storeWomen's Pigment-Dyed Cap: Vanilla with Longhorn Undervisor
Embroidered Cassie Infinity cap in Vanilla with a Longhorn-pattern undervisor, low-profile six-panel fit, and antique brass closure. Six colorways, one size.
View in storeWomen's Pigment-Dyed Cap: Dusty Pink with Floral Undervisor
Embroidered Cassie Infinity cap in Dusty Pink with a floral undervisor, pre-curved bill, and concealed ponytail opening. Two colorways, one size.
View in storeTaproot Therapy Crewneck Sweatshirt: Discover, Heal, Grow
The practice motto on a classic crew in White, Ash, Dark Chocolate, Navy, and Purple, sizes S to 5XL.
View in storeTree of Therapy Embroidered Crewneck Sweatshirt
A minimal Take Care, Therapy tree in white embroidery on a soft wellness pullover. Twelve colors, sizes S to 5XL.
View in storeYin-Yang Tree Graphic Tee: Live Fast, Read Jung
Live Fast, Read Jung on a Comfort Colors tee in seven garment-dyed shades. Bad girls harrow hell.
View in storeEat Your Shadow Jungian Softstyle Tee
Jungian shadow work as a wardrobe staple. Bold text on soft ring-spun cotton, XS to 5XL.
View in storeChoose Your Therapy! Retro Pixel RPG Tee
A retro RPG menu screen for picking your healing path. Personalize the text before checkout.
View in storeRetro Vaporwave Birmingham Teletherapy Shirt
Neon retro-tech nostalgia meets statewide teletherapy, on black garment-dyed cotton.
View in storeGet Therapy Birmingham Garment-Dyed Tee
The original Discover, Heal, Grow tee in eleven Comfort Colors shades with that broken-in softness.
View in storeUnisex Garment-Dyed Pocket T-Shirt
A clean garment-dyed pocket tee for people who like their advocacy understated.
View in storeHeal Embroidered Baseball Cap: Pink Bandage Design
Pink bandage Heal embroidery on a black baseball cap.
View in storeDiscover Telescope Embroidered Hat
An embroidered telescope for the explorers of the psyche, in black or blue.
View in storeGrow Birmingham Embroidered Denim Hat
Grow Birmingham stitched on washed denim in light blue, blue, or black.
View in storeWomen's Pigment-Dyed Cap: Fourteen Undervisor Colorways
The embroidered Cassie Infinity cap with patterned undervisors and a ponytail opening, fourteen colorways from Dusty Pink Floral to Jade Daisy.
View in storeVinyl Decal: Get Your Ass To Therapy, Vulcan Statue Design
Birmingham's iron man tells you like it is. Kiss-cut vinyl in four sizes.
View in storeHolographic Die-Cut Sticker: Get Your Ass To Therapy!
The same tough love in shimmering holographic vinyl for laptops and water bottles.
View in storeEat Your Shadow Square Vinyl Sticker: Retro Horror Cat
A retro horror cat urging you toward shadow integration, in three sizes.
View in storeLive Fast Read Jung Square Vinyl Sticker
The yin-yang tree design in square vinyl, three sizes, for the depth psychology punks.
View in storeJung Shadow Work Square Sticker: Mia Song Tribute
Shadow work in miniature, a 2 by 2 inch tribute design.
View in storeGo To Therapy! Kiss-Cut Stickers
The simplest possible message on 3 by 3 inch glossy vinyl.
View in storeVinyl Decal: Retro Vaporwave Teletherapy Reminder
Dial in for teletherapy, 56k modem optional. Satin kiss-cut vinyl in four sizes.
View in storeBirmingham Skyline Vinyl Decal Collection
An 8 by 10 sheet of Birmingham skyline and landmark decals for the Magic City faithful.
View in storeInspirational Grow Vinyl Decals
A small green nudge for laptops, water bottles, and office doors.
View in storeTherapy Reminder Magnet: Go To Therapy!
A fridge-level reminder in a 2 by 3 inch mylar-covered magnet, sold as singles or packs of ten.
View in storeChoose Your Therapy! Rolled Poster: Retro Pixel Art
The Choose Your Therapy pixel menu as an 8 by 10 print, in matte or semi-gloss finish.
View in storeTaproot Therapy Slim Water Bottle: Discover, Heal, Grow
The bandage and magnifying glass motif on a slim 20 ounce bottle.
View in storeTherapy Enamel Camp Cup
A 12 ounce dishwasher-safe enamel camp cup with a supportive word for the trail or the office.
View in storeNourishing Tree Of Life Scented Soy Candle: Amber Jar
A tree of life soy candle in a reusable amber jar, five scent options including White Sage and Lavender.
View in storeMindful Note Cube: Taproot Therapy Desk Organizer
A desk-side note cube for session takeaways and small intentions.
View in storeEco-Friendly Cotton Canvas Tote Bag: Discover, Heal, Grow
Discover, Heal, Grow on heavy natural cotton canvas, 15 by 16 inches with reinforced handles.
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About the sign we keep borrowing from
The original Go To Church Or The Devil Will Get You! sign stands on private land beside Interstate 65 north of Prattville, in Autauga County, and belonged to Montgomery construction contractor W.S. Bill Newell. His sons took over its upkeep after he died in 2009. A storm knocked it flat in the fall of 2016, and the family put it back up in 2018 with the original devil salvaged and the same wording. It has been a landmark for anyone making the Birmingham to Montgomery drive for decades.
More on the sign: the Associated Press report on its 2018 return, Sean Dietrich's column When In 'Bama, and the Wikipedia pages for Prattville and Interstate 65 in Alabama, the stretch of road it watches over.
Support the podcast
Taproot Therapy Collective is a clinical practice in Hoover, Alabama, serving the Birmingham metro in person and the whole state by teletherapy. This store supports our educational outreach through the podcast and blog, so we can keep producing mental health content for the public free of charge.
Buying a t-shirt is not therapy. If you need clinical support, please schedule a consultation or call (205) 598-6471.
Prices were current when this page was updated in September 2026. Final pricing, sizes, colors, shipping, and Printify's 30-day return policy are handled at checkout in our Printify storefront.
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