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Taproot Therapy Podcast Store

Wear your healing journey. Every purchase supports the production of the Taproot Therapy Collective Podcast and our mission to make depth psychology accessible to everyone. The complete collection is below, from Jungian shadow work tees to Birmingham skyline decals.

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"Go To Therapy Or The Devil Will Get You"

Our viral riff on the infamous roadside sign outside Montgomery, Alabama. A cheeky reminder that trauma left undealt with tends to get projected into relationships, politics, and our own unlived potential. Available as a garment-dyed tee and a weatherproof bumper sticker.

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Therapy Apparel

Tees and crewnecks for shadow eaters, Jung readers, and anyone whose love language is a well-placed reminder to go to therapy. Most run on garment-dyed Comfort Colors blanks with that broken-in feel.

Taproot Therapy Crewneck Sweatshirt: Discover, Heal, Grow
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Taproot Therapy Crewneck Sweatshirt: Discover, Heal, Grow
$33.98
The practice motto on a classic crew in White, Ash, Dark Chocolate, Navy, and Purple, sizes S to 5XL.
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Tree of Therapy Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Tree of Therapy Crewneck Sweatshirt
$45.93
A minimal Take Care, Therapy tree design on a soft wellness pullover, sizes S to 5XL.
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Yin-Yang Tree Graphic Tee: Live Fast, Read Jung
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Yin-Yang Tree Graphic Tee: Live Fast, Read Jung
$30.02
Live Fast, Read Jung on a Comfort Colors tee in nine garment-dyed shades. Bad girls harrow hell.
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Go To Church Or The Devil Will Get You Graphic Tee
Go To Church Or The Devil Will Get You Graphic Tee
$29.42
Our riff on the infamous Montgomery roadside sign, printed on garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton, S to 4XL.
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Eat Your Shadow Jungian Softstyle Tee
Eat Your Shadow Jungian Softstyle Tee
$25.38
Jungian shadow work as a wardrobe staple. Bold text on soft ring-spun cotton, XS to 5XL.
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Choose Your Therapy! Retro Pixel RPG Tee
Personalizable
Choose Your Therapy! Retro Pixel RPG Tee
$25.97
A retro RPG menu screen for picking your healing path. This one can be personalized before checkout.
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Retro Vaporwave Birmingham Teletherapy Shirt
Retro Vaporwave Birmingham Teletherapy Shirt
$29.42
Neon retro-tech nostalgia meets statewide teletherapy, on black garment-dyed cotton.
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Get Therapy Birmingham Garment-Dyed Tee
Get Therapy Birmingham Garment-Dyed Tee
$29.42
The original Discover, Heal, Grow tee in rich Espresso with broken-in Comfort Colors softness.
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Unisex Garment-Dyed Pocket T-Shirt
Unisex Garment-Dyed Pocket T-Shirt
$40.52
A clean garment-dyed pocket tee for people who like their advocacy understated.
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Embroidered Hats

The Discover, Heal, Grow motto split across a hat rack: a telescope for discovery, a bandage for healing, and a sprout for growth, stitched right here for Birmingham heads.

Heal Embroidered Baseball Cap: Pink Bandage Design
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Heal Embroidered Baseball Cap: Pink Bandage Design
$31.30
Pink bandage Heal embroidery on a black baseball cap.
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Discover Telescope Embroidered Hat
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Discover Telescope Embroidered Hat
$31.30
An embroidered telescope for the explorers of the psyche, in black or blue.
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Grow Birmingham Embroidered Denim Hat
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Grow Birmingham Embroidered Denim Hat
$31.30
Grow Birmingham stitched on washed denim in light blue, blue, or black.
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Women's Pigment-Dyed Cap with Fashion Undervisor
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Women's Pigment-Dyed Cap with Fashion Undervisor
$32.60
An embroidered pigment-dyed cap with patterned undervisors, from Dusty Pink Floral to Jade Daisy.
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Stickers, Decals, and Magnets

For laptops, water bottles, bumpers, and refrigerators. Vulcan tells you like it is, the horror cat wants you to eat your shadow, and the Magic City skyline rides along in kiss-cut vinyl.

Go To Therapy Or The Devil Will Get You Bumper Sticker
Go To Therapy Or The Devil Will Get You Bumper Sticker
$10.00
The viral design in a weatherproof 7.5 by 3.75 inch bumper format, rated for five years outdoors.
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Vinyl Decal: Get Your Ass To Therapy, Vulcan Statue Design
Vinyl Decal: Get Your Ass To Therapy, Vulcan Statue Design
$1.95
Birmingham's iron man tells you like it is. Kiss-cut vinyl in four sizes.
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Holographic Die-Cut Sticker: Get Your Ass To Therapy!
Holographic Die-Cut Sticker: Get Your Ass To Therapy!
$8.47
The same tough love in shimmering holographic vinyl for laptops and water bottles.
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Eat Your Shadow Square Vinyl Sticker: Retro Horror Cat
Eat Your Shadow Square Vinyl Sticker: Retro Horror Cat
$7.99
A retro horror cat urging you toward shadow integration, in three sizes.
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Live Fast Read Jung Square Vinyl Sticker
Live Fast Read Jung Square Vinyl Sticker
$10.99
The yin-yang tree design in square vinyl, three sizes, for the depth psychology punks.
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Jung Shadow Work Square Sticker: Mia Song Tribute
Jung Shadow Work Square Sticker: Mia Song Tribute
$5.99
Shadow work in miniature, a 2 by 2 inch tribute design.
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Go To Therapy! Kiss-Cut Stickers
Go To Therapy! Kiss-Cut Stickers
$2.68
The simplest possible message on 3 by 3 inch glossy vinyl.
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Vinyl Decal: Retro Vaporwave Teletherapy Reminder
Vinyl Decal: Retro Vaporwave Teletherapy Reminder
$1.95
Dial in for teletherapy, 56k modem optional. Satin kiss-cut vinyl in four sizes.
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Birmingham Skyline Vinyl Decal Collection
Birmingham Skyline Vinyl Decal Collection
$12.37
An 8 by 10 sheet of Birmingham skyline and landmark decals for the Magic City faithful.
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Inspirational Grow Vinyl Decals
Inspirational Grow Vinyl Decals
$1.95
A small green nudge for laptops, water bottles, and office doors.
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Therapy Reminder Magnet: Go To Therapy!
Therapy Reminder Magnet: Go To Therapy!
$4.17
A fridge-level reminder in a 2 by 3 inch mylar-covered magnet, sold as singles or packs of ten.
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Car Magnets
Car Magnets
$4.95
A 7.5 by 4.5 inch all-weather vinyl magnet for the daily commute.
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Home, Office, and Everyday Carry

Pieces for the therapy office, the desk, and the daily rotation: pixel art for the wall, a candle for the wind-down, and a tote sturdy enough for your Jung collection.

Choose Your Therapy! Rolled Poster: Retro Pixel Art
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Choose Your Therapy! Rolled Poster: Retro Pixel Art
$16.99
The Choose Your Therapy pixel menu as an 8 by 10 print, in matte or semi-gloss finish.
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Taproot Therapy Slim Water Bottle: Discover, Heal, Grow
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Taproot Therapy Slim Water Bottle: Discover, Heal, Grow
$32.33
The bandage and magnifying glass motif on a slim 20 ounce bottle.
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Therapy Enamel Camp Cup
Therapy Enamel Camp Cup
$17.60
A 12 ounce dishwasher-safe enamel camp cup with a supportive word for the trail or the office.
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Nourishing Tree Of Life Scented Soy Candle: Amber Jar
Nourishing Tree Of Life Scented Soy Candle: Amber Jar
$12.43
A tree of life soy candle in a reusable amber jar, five scent options including White Sage and Lavender.
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Mindful Note Cube: Taproot Therapy Desk Organizer
Mindful Note Cube: Taproot Therapy Desk Organizer
$34.02
A desk-side note cube for session takeaways and small intentions.
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Eco-Friendly Cotton Canvas Tote Bag: Discover, Heal, Grow
Eco-Friendly Cotton Canvas Tote Bag: Discover, Heal, Grow
$25.45
Discover, Heal, Grow on heavy natural cotton canvas, 15 by 16 inches with reinforced handles.
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Support the Podcast

Taproot Therapy Collective is a clinical practice, but this store supports our educational outreach through the podcast and blog. Proceeds help us produce high-quality mental health content for the public, free of charge.

Buying a t-shirt is not therapy. If you need clinical support, please schedule a consultation.

Prices shown were current when this page was last updated in July 2026. Final pricing, size and color options, and shipping are handled at checkout in our Printify storefront.

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